Funny Texts Riddles * 10 Funny Texts Riddles
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
More Funny Texts Riddles:
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?
Where do tough chickens come from?
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
How deep is a frog pond?
What did the cat have for breakfast?
What do teddy bears do when it rains?
They get wet!
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Two Hunters Got A Pilot To Fly Them Into The Far North For Elk Hunting
A Doctor Vacationing On The Riviera Met An Old Lawyer Friend And Asked Him What He Was Doing There
Why Did Smokey The Bear Never Have Children
A Man Sees A Lawyer Standing On A Street Corner And Approches Him
How Can You Tell A Blond Has Been Working At A Computer
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Did You Hear About The Cannibal Who Came Home Late For Dinner
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An Elderly Man In Phoenix Calls His Son In New York And Says I Hate To Ruin Your Day But I Have To Tell You
My Kids Love Going To The Web And They Keep Track Of Their Passwords By Writing Them On Post-it Notes
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!