Funny Texts | 10 Funny Texts Riddles

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Lawyers are like nuclear warheads.

Answer!

You gotta have them because the other guy has them.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Answer!

Doberman Pinscher.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer!

Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.
What did the horse say when he fell?

Answer!

I have fallen and I can not giddy up!
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?

Answer!

You do not want to press your luck!
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

Answer!

Watch closely. I am only going to do this once
What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Answer!

Senator.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Answer!

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Answer!

Your Honor.
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Answer!

She drowns it
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Which circus performers can see in the dark?


Answer!

The acro-bats!

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?


Answer!

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean!

Which fish is the most famous?


Answer!

The star fish!

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?


Answer!

A dingo-ling!

Is it raining cats and dogs?


Answer!

It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!

What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?


Answer!

Hello, hello!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?


Answer!

You get out of the way!

What do you call a dumb bunny?


Answer!

A hare brain!

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?


Answer!

Foul weather!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?


Answer!

Run like Hell....she got a hand grenade in her mouth.




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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!