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Trump: "Foreign Policy? If you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee!"Funny jokes
What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
Limericks I cannot compose,
With noxious smells in my nose.
But this one was easy,
I only felt queasy,
Because I was sniffing my toes.
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.One-liners
I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!Funny messenger texts
The only way to do great work is to love what you do. By Steve JobsInspirational quotes
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it!Funny insults
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."Sms text & messages