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Funny jokes

Trump: "Foreign Policy? If you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee!"

Funny jokes

Funny riddles

What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The pronunciation!

Funny riddles

Funny limericks

Limericks I cannot compose,
With noxious smells in my nose.
But this one was easy,
I only felt queasy,
Because I was sniffing my toes.

Funny limericks

One-liners

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

One-liners

Funny messenger texts

I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

Funny messenger texts

Inspirational quotes

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. By Steve Jobs

Inspirational quotes

Funny insults

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it!

Funny insults

Funny Sms texts & messages

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

Sms text & messages

Funny Texts



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Funny Riddles

These are random funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire riddle.

Funny pictures

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Funny jokes

These are random funny jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

Optical illusions

These are random optical illusions. Click on an image to view the large version.