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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."

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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream.

One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream.

The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his other friend.

When he got to the bush were his friend was he saw a naked woman and ran away.

The boy that was here for a long time got curios and ran after him and asked, "Why did you run away."

The other boy said, "My mom said that if I were to ever see a naked woman I would turn to stone. Then I felt something get very hard so I ran."


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