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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

It is better to be fair than to be popular! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains... Because the average man can see better than he can think Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text


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If don't like my sms txt, don't hesitate, throw ur phone away!! deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha! deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you! deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you! deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

i love him with my heart in soul the pain we he moved was neer forgotten never healed the time we spent i hold togather in my heart of shileds deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

call me if you have too call me if you need too but otherwise dont call me at all deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.


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