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i have a little angel flying around with a hammer,
each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
I’m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks”. I’m doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!
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