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i have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later." Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

I’m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks”. I’m doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text


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