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i have a little angel flying around with a hammer,
each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
I’m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks”. I’m doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
If don't like my sms txt, don't hesitate, throw ur phone away!!
what sexy position makes the sexiest child??? if you don't know ask my parents! haha!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!
i have a willy but dont be so silly because my name is lilly which means i am a girl.
Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you!
Yo i just got kicked out of barnes and nobles for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
i love him with my heart in soul the pain we he moved was neer forgotten never healed the time we spent i hold togather in my heart of shileds
call me if you have too call me if you need too but otherwise dont call me at all
i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx
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