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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Roses r red vilots r bule "yada yada yada" can i sleep with you!
Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
i want you. i shall seek and find you. i shall take you to bed and have my way with you. i will make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i will make you beg for mercy. beg for me to stop. i will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you and you will be weak for days. All My Love, Swine Flu xx
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
I’m at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks”. I’m doomed! I need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
i have a little angel flying around with a hammer,
each person he hits gets a little bit of of my love... I HOPE HE BEATZ the S*#T out of U!! :) ...!!
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed atleast 24 hrs. with a retard.... Wanna hang out 2morrow... I got candy...
I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u ...
why should only I suffer ?
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