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Does killing time damage eternity?
The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Don't be sad, I love you!
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!
Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
99% of all homosexuals and lesbians use their thumb to check messages. It's too late queer don't try and switch fingers now
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. But Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u ...
why should only I suffer ?
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
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