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If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Does killing time damage eternity? Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<< Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u ... why should only I suffer ? Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ? Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Last nite i sent an angel 2 guard u but d angel came back telin me dat angels don't guard demselves y didn't u tell me u were an angel? Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

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