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You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

It is better to be fair than to be popular! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains... Because the average man can see better than he can think Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

I'll love you till the end! And then some more. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

What is the velocity of the darkness ? Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ?I hope she will make herself up?! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life. Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not like the passengers in his car! Funny SMS TextNot a Funny SMS Text


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