JokesTrump: "Foreign Policy? If you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee!"
Funny RiddlesWhat is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
One-LinersCrime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Funny Messenger TextsI have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
Inspirational QuotesThe only way to do great work is to love what you do. By Steve Jobs
Funny InsultsThere was something about you that I liked, but you spent it!
Funny SMS Texts & MessagesWhat happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
More Funny TextsActual writings on hospital charts
Said in court
50 fun things to do in the elevator
Arkansaw drivers license application
Men vs Woman
Bar phrases and translations
Bumper sticker sayings
The perfect employee
The Shit List
Wisdom and questions
22 things not to say to a cop
63 ways to piss off a cop
Make your room mate crazy
Things to say to telemarketeers
Things you wouldn't know without movies
I want my pictures back
The tree stars
Things in football that sound dirty - but aren't
Reasons for making/ not making love
Three little ducks
Whom you should marry
Four catholic woman
Little Johnny and Mom Dad
Water the bushes
Wich one is married
Another dumb blonde
Gravity defying tequila
Blind man and blonde
Reason for asking
Little Johnny and little Margaret
Bill Gates in Hell
Top ten lists
A girls first time
Kiss without touching lips
A helping hand
Unzip the skirt
Funny Jokes:What Is The Difference Between Mad Cow Disease And PMS
A Woman's Personality Based On What She Drinks
One Fine Day In The Middle Of Class At School A Girl Raised Her Asking To Be Excused
Yo Mama Is So Fat When Her Beeper Went Off
Why Did The Rooster Cross The Basketball Court
A Man Jumps Off A Building At The Same Time That Another Man Pisses
How Can You Tell If A Redneck Is Married?
Yo Mama Is So Fat The Last Time She Saw 90210
Donald Trump so dumb he ordered NASA
A Man Approaches A Beautiful Woman In A Supermarket
Why Does The Redneck Walk His Kids To School
When NASA First Started Sending Up Astronauts They Quickly Discovered That
A Woman Was Very Despondent Over Not Having Sex In Quite Some Time
Adam Was Walking Around The Garden Of Eden Moping
How Do You Get A One-armed Blonde Out Of A Tree 2
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Got Smiles
YO Mamma So Ulgy She Looks Like She
Life Should NOT Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body
A Man Goes To The Doctor And Shows Him His Penis
There Is 3 Men One From Ireland One From America And One From Australia
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!