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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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Name:Erinn;xO
Ur Mamas So Fat She Steped On The Scales And It Said To Be Continuied. (:2453
your mama is so ugly she makes michel jackson look like there was no surgry attatched
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Name:sweety
i luv to insult people, u just gave more ideas!! kisses kisses kisses!!
yo mammas so fat that she plays marbles with the planets.
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Name:funny
ur mams so ugly she enters a bank and dey switch off the cameras
Yo momma look like a old mangie dog with frost bite, that been shiting in my back yard.
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