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A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are On The Run From The Law
Yo Mamas So Poor When I Saw Her Kicking A Can Down The Street
What Do You Call Two Cannibals Having Oral Sex
I Rear-ended A Car This Morning
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Flunked
A Very Tight Man Was Looking For A Gift For A Girlfriend
You Might Be A Redneck If You Drive A Rusted
Lawyers Give Irrelevant Information
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Your Mama So Big When She Stepped On The Scale It
A Speeding Motorist Was Caught By Radar From A Police Helicopter In The Sky
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Was In Labor
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Told Your Little Sister That
What Do The Starship Enterprise & Toilet Paper Have In Common
You Might Be A Redneck If There Has Ever Been A Crime Scene
You Might Be A Redneck If Rather Than Drinking
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Jack-o'-Lantern On Your Porch Has
A Busload Of Politicians Were Driving Down A Country Road When All Of A Sudden The Bus Ran Off The Road And Crashed Into A Tree
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