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If You Think Life Is Bad
If Donald Trump wins the election
Kids In The Back Seat Cause Accidents
A Canadian Is Walking Down The Street With A Case Of Beer Under His Arm
Why Do Pedophiles Love Halloween So Much?
What Kind Of Cans Are In Mexico?
Young Boy Said To His Father You C Dad I-really Wanna Marry
Yo Mama Is So Old She Knew Burger King
It Was Christmas And The Judge Was In A Merry Mood As He Asked The Prisoner What Are You Charged With
What Animal Should You Never Play Cards With
Do You Ever Get Horny Said One Widow To The Other
What Do You Give An Elephant With Diarrhea?
I Went To The Store The Other Day
Expensive Fishing Trip Two Redneck Guys Go On A Fishing Trip
How Do You Stop A Taliban Tank
Why ---- One Liners
One Day Ma And Pa Were Sitting On The Porch When Pa Said To Ma Junior S 21 Years Old Now Its About Time We Teach Him About Sex
Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer
Three Blondes Have Just Finished A Jigsaw-puzzle So They Decide To Celebrate By Going Out
Yo Mamas So Weak When A Ladybird Landed
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!