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Why Do Pedophiles Love Halloween So Much?
How Many Union Guys Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb
A Frenchman Walks Into A Bar Smiles At The Landlord
YOU MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE TOOK A PHOTOGRAPH AND
Yo Mama Is Like Gieco So Easy
You So Ugly Yo Mama Tried To Sell
One Day A Camel And An Elephant Met
People Who Complain About The Way The Ball Bounces Usually Dropped It
We Are All Human
Yo Mama Is So Poor I Went In Her House
A Husband And Wife Out Enjoying A Round Of Golf Were About To Tee Off On The Third Hole Which Was Lined With Beautiful Homes
A Girl From Texas And A Girl From New York Were Seated Side By Side On An Airplane
What Do You Call A Bunch Of Tractors Parked In Front Of A McDonalds On Friday Night In Iowa
A Woman Visited Her Plastic Surgeon Who Told Her About A New Procedure
An Irish Man Is Sitting In A Pub One Night When 3 Englishmen Walked In
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Sat On The Rainbow
How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs
Three Blondes Walk In A Bar
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After Bill Gates Wedding Night His Wife Finally Knew
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!