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Funny Jokes:YO MAMA HOUSE SO SMALL I WALKED IN THE FRONT DOOR
What Does A Redneck Say Before He Gets Injured
A Distraught Patient Phoned Her Doctor S Office
There Was A Cucumber A Pickle And A Penis Sitting Around Talking About How Their Lives Sucked
What Does A Girl And A Plane Have In Common
Yo Mama So Poor Last Time She Had A Hot Meal
I Heard My Tire Thumping I Thought It Was Flat
How To Shoot Yourself In The Foot Which Language Is Right For You
An Insect Falls Into A Mug Of Beer
A Truck Driver Stopped At A Truck Stop For Breakfast The Waitress Who Was New On The Job Came Over To Take His Order
Beware The Fury Of A Patient Man
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Genitalia
Little Timmy's Christmas
Your Mamma So Fat When Jesus Said Let Their Be Light
Thousands Of People Flock To The Annual Burning Man Festival In The Black Rock Desert North Of Reno Nevada
Yo Mama Is So Ghetto She Puts Food
Here Is A Teacher That Is Waiting For Her Students To Arrive To School None Of Them Arrive Yet She Still Waiting For All Twenty Students
If You Have A NFL And NCAA Football Player In The Same Car At The Same Time Who Drives
What Do You Call A Mexican With A Rubber Toe
What Do Barbie And Britney Spears Have In Common
What Does Winnie The Pooh Call His Babysitter
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!