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Funny Jokes:What Do Virgins And Blondes Have In Common
A Bloke Is In A Queue At The Supermarket When He Notices A Dishy Blonde Behind Him Has Raised Her Hand And Is Smiling At Him
What's Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot
Why Do They Make Glow In The Dark Condoms
Your Mom Is So Stupid She Threw A Rock At
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Had To Take A Second Mortgage
A Jumbo-sized Freshman Went To Try Out For The Football Team
One Night This Girl Prayed For Her Mum Her Dad Her Sister And Her Grandma And She Forgot Her Grandad
Supposedly GB Shaw Once Sent Winston Churchill Some Tickets For The First Night Of One Of His Plays
What Do You Get When You Put A Baby In A Blender
What Do Vibrators And Soybeans Have In Common
What Do You Get When You Mix Beans And Onions
A Stranger Was Seated Next To A Little 5th Grade Girl On An Airplane When The Stranger Turned To Her And Said Let S Talk
What Does NASCAR Stand For
Students In Biology Were Taking Their Final Exam
Secretaries Powell And Rumsfeld Are Sitting In A Bar
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Stepped On The Scale
Bill Clinton And Senator Hillary Clinton Were At A Yankees Game
Students Were Assigned To Read Two Books Titanic And My Life By Bill Clinton
One Day Ma And Pa Were Sitting On The Porch When Pa Said To Ma Junior S 21 Years Old Now Its About Time We Teach Him About Sex
Yo Mama So Fat When She Jumped Out The Window
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.