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What Did The Prick Say To The Balls
Shannon Is So Lose She Could Be A Wide Reciver
A Blonde Walks In To A Bar
Thoroughly Clean The Toilet
Why Is The National Institute Of Health Substituting Rats With Lawyers For Lab Tests
Why doesn t Melania Trump want to be the first lady
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Put On A Yellow Raincoat
Two Guys Are Looking A Dog Lick Its Balls And One Says
One Day Little Johnny Was On The School Bus And He Was Sitting Right Behind The Bus Driver
What Did The Maxi Pad Say To The Fart
Britney Spears Had Just Bought Her New Car And Decided To Go Shopping
A Very Tight Man Was Looking For A Gift For A Girlfriend
Why Did The 3 Blondes Jump Off The Building?
What Do You Call Osama Bin Laden Buried Up To His Neck In Sand
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Took
The Seven Dwarfs Were Sitting In A Tub Feeling Happy
A Woman Walks Into The Post Office To Buy Stamps For Her Christmas Cards
How Did The Blonde Girl Put Out Her Cigarette
How Do You Know When Michael Jackson Has Company
Why Are Lawyers Like Nuclear Weapons?
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.