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Funny Jokes:Did you hear about the love child Hillary Clinton had with Donald Trump
Yo Mama So Fat She Had To Get Baptized
A Japanese Man Went To The Eye Doctor
Yo Mama Is So Small You Can See Her Feet
Why Did The Blonde Build A Bridge Across The River
Bubba Died In A Fire And His Body Was Burned Pretty Badly
Did You Hear About The New Magazine For Married Men?
What Do You Get When You Cross Bill Clinton And George Bush?
Why Did The Blonde Throw Her Clock Out The Window?
There Was An American Man That Had An Meeting In France
A General Noticed One Of His Soldiers Behaving Oddly
Did You Hear The One About The Blonde Fox That Got Stuck In A Trap
A Busload Of Politicians Were Driving Down A Country Road When All Of A Sudden The Bus Ran Off The Road And Crashed Into A Tree
If Donald Trump had a sense of humor
How Many Divorced Men Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb
Why Do Blondes Wear Big Hoop Earrings When They Go On A Date
Your Mama So Fat When She Goes To KFC And They Ask Here
How Many Surrealists Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb
You Are Driving Along In Your Car On A Wild Stormy Night
Why Did Helen Keller Wear Tight Pants
A Priest Wanted To Convince A Prostitute To Turn Respectable
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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