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Funny Jokes:Letter From A Farm Kid
A Man Worked Hard All Day Digging The Garden And Felt Very Stiff And Sore
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A Woman Walks In To A Tattoo Parlor And Says I Want A Turkey On My Right Hip
One Halloween This Woman Opens Her Door To Find The Most Adorable Little Girl With Golden Blond Curly Hair And The Biggest Blue Eyes
Sherlock Holmes And Dr Watson Go On A Camping Trip
A Guy With A Very Small Head Was Sitting At A Bar Drinking When The Bartender Asked Him Why His Head Was So Small
I Went To Home Depot Recently While Not Being Altogether Sure That Course Of Action Was A Wise One
A Blonde Was Out On A Date
Two Guys Were Walking Along A Road In Georgia When They Were Struck By A Police Car Driven By A Drunken Cop
If You Say It Is Hard To Keep A Tractor Strait
Yo Mama Is So Ugly If There Was Such A Thing As
How Many Psychiatrists Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb
What Do Tofu And A Dildo Have In Common
Yo Mama Is So Poor I Picked Up A Skateboard
Theese Are Real Answers At A Driving School
Two Computer Programmers Are Driving On A Highway
A Private Is Alone On Sentry Duty When The Phone Rings In His Box
A Blonde A Brunette A Movie Star The Pope And A Pilot Were On A Plane
How Can I Ever Thank You Gushed A Woman To Clarence Darrow After He Had Solved Her Legal Troubles
What Do Puppies And Gynecologists Have In Common
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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