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Funny Jokes:Warning Signs That You Might Need A Different Lawyer
Why Did OJ Simpson Want To Move To West Virginia
A Grade School Teacher Was Asking Students What Their Parents Did For A Living
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Daddy Walked You
Clem Drove His Pickup Alongside The Road And Showed His Buddy Jed Where He D First Had Sex
How Do You Know If A Frenchman Has Been In Your Backyard
If Donald Trump loses his re-election bid
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Is On
What Do Rednecks Call Four Empty Cool Whip Containers
Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat When She Jumped For Joy
The Clinton Health Plan
This Lady Goes To A Vet And Learns That That If You Put A Ribbon Around A Snoring Dog S Penis He Ll Roll Over And Stop Snoring
One Day There Was This Lawyer Who Had Just Bought A New Car And He Was Eager To Show It Off To His Colleagues
What Does A Bulimic Call Two Fingers
Students In Biology Were Taking Their Final Exam
How Do You Get Rid Of A Blonde
How Do You Know That The Toothbrush Was Invented By A Redneck
I'd Like To Buy Some Dog Food
How Can You Tell If A Man Is Lying
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Eats Cereal
10 Weird Science Facts
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!