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Funny Jokes:A Blonde Woman And A Red-headed Woman Are Taken Hostage By Terrorists
President Bush Osama Sadam Are On A Deserted Island Fighting
Yo Mama Is So Fat I Had To Dip Her In
What Did The Left But Cheek Say To The Right But Cheek
One Day In School The Teacher Decides To Play 20 Questions
An Englishman An Irishman And A Scotsman Walk Into A Bar And Each Orders A Pint Of Beer
Expensive Fishing Trip Two Redneck Guys Go On A Fishing Trip
Yo Mama Is So Stupid That When We Told Her To Go In The Living Room And Sit On
Why Did The Redneck Plant Cheerios In His Garden
Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke
Bar Troubleshooting Chart
A Mother Taught Her Son To Go To The Bathroom By The Numbers
You Are So Many At Your Home
A Businessman On His Deathbed Called His Friend And Said Bill I Want You To Promise Me That When I Die You Will Have My Remains Cremated
WHO IS JACK SCHITTT
There Were Five Thousand Smurfs And One Smurfette And She Screwed Each One Seven Times
Yo Mama Is So Fat That You Have To Spread Her Legs
One Day Two Rednecks Named Bubba And Earl Were Driving Down The Road Drinking A Couple Of Buds
A Guy Got On A Bus One Day And Sat In The Aisle Seat Beside An Elderly Lady
Odd But True Facts
Here Was This Old Old Turtle That Wants To Cross A 6lane Free Way To Get To The River On The Other Side
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.