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Santa Claus The Tooth Fairy An Honest Lawyer And An Old Drunk Are Walking Down The Street
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There Was A Terrible Bus Accident
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There Was A Little Girl And Her Mother Walking Through The Park One Day And They Saw Two Teenagers Having Sex On A Bench
A Truck Driver Stopped At A Truck Stop For Breakfast The Waitress Who Was New On The Job Came Over To Take His Order
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While Her Husband Was Lying Down His Wife Removed His Glasses
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Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Was On The Highway To Disney Land
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A Blonde And A Brunette Are Skydiving
What Do The Female Reindeer Do When Santa Takes The Male Reindeer Out On Christmas Eve
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A Farmer Was In A Bar Drinking And Looking All Depressed
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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