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Funny Jokes:One Halloween This Woman Opens Her Door To Find The Most Adorable Little Girl With Golden Blond Curly Hair And The Biggest Blue Eyes
How Does President Bush Spell Welfare
If Ugliness Was A Record Yo Mama
Yo Mama So Fat When She Stands On Scales
Why Are There Only Two Paul-bearers At A Mexican Funeral?
Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat When She Jumped For Joy
A Big-city California Lawyer Went Duck Hunting In Rural Texas
What Is The Definition Of Gross Ignorance?
Funny Celebrity Baby Names
What Do Virgins And Blondes Have In Common
A Blonde With Two Red Ears Went To Her Doctor
Yo Mama Is So Small She
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Fast Food Is
There Was A Perfect Man And A Perfect Woman
What Does It Mean When The Flag At The Post Office Is Flying At Half Mast
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Was Walking Down The Street
A Lady Shows Up At Her Doctor's Appointment
What Do You Call A Mexican With A Vasectomy
Why Did The Boy Eat His Homework
Guy Walks Into A Bar And This Man Is Playing The Most Wonderful Piano He Had Ever Heard
Why Did The Blonde Put Lipstick
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!