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Yo Mama So Old When I Slapped Her On
One Day A Cat Dies Of Natural Causes And Goes To Heaven
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Two Missionaries In Africa Were Apprehended By A Tribe Of Very Hostile Cannibals
Who Is The Daddy?
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A Brunette Is Walking Through The Country When She Finds A Bottle
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Wears
While Her Husband Was Lying Down His Wife Removed His Glasses
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Yo Mama So Ghetto Her Wedding Cake Was
Your Momma Soo Ugly When She Looks In
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Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Took A
One Day Little Danny Was In Sunday School And The Preacher Asked What Part Of The Body Went To Heaven First
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