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Yo Mama So Ugly When Bob The Builder Saw Her
Why Did The Squirrel Lay On Its Stomach
Two Flies Were Flying Around A Pile Of Poo
A Jewish Grandmother Is Watching Her Grandchild Playing On The Beach When A Huge Wave Comes And Takes Him Out To Sea
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When There Are Too Many Policemen
You Are So Many At Your Home
What Do You Get When You Cross A Corrupt Lawyer With A Crooked Politician
A Little Kid Asks His Father Daddy Is God A Man Or A Woman
Your Mamma Jumped Over The Building She
What Do You Call An Expert Fisherman?
How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you
A Seaman Meets A Pirate In A Bar And Talk Turns To Their Adventures On The Sea
Your Mama Is So Stupid She Tried To
What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan
How Many Yankees Does It Take To Screw In An Lightbulb
A University Creative Writing Class Was Asked To Write A Concise Essay Containing These Four Elements Religion Royalty Sex And Mystery
Yo Mama So Fat When She Stands On Scales
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Scrubs
The Head Nun Tells The Two New Nuns That They Have To Paint Their Room Without Getting Any Paint On Their Clothes
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!