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Funny Jokes:What Do You Call A Prostitute With No Arms Or Legs?
Any Argument That A Man And Woman Are Involved In The Woman Gets The Last Word
One Day A Girl Goes To His Docter And Says My Cat Is Making Me Sick
Why Did Smokey The Bear Never Have Children
Why Did The Post Office Recall The New Lawyer Stamps?
If At First You Do Succeed Try
A Ventriloquist S Car Breaks Down Near A Farm And He Decides To Have A Little Fun With The Redneck Farmer That Owned It
What Do You Call A Blonde Who Eats Too Much
Your Mom Is So Poor When She Found A Penny
At A Remote Monastery Deep In The Woods The Monks Followed A Rigid Vow Of Silence
What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Grenade
Wear Short Sleeves
On The First Day Of College The Dean Gave A Speech About On-campus Rules
One Day A Man Walks Into A Tattoo Parlor And Tells The Tattoo Artist That He Wanted A 100 Dollar Bill Tattooed On His Dick
How Do Tou Make A Tissue Dance
Yo Mama Is So Ugly That When
How Do You Know That The Toothbrush Was
Do You Ever Get Horny Said One Widow To The Other
A Murderer Sitting In The Electric Chair Was About To Be Executed
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Wanted A Water Bed
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.