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Funny Jokes:Why Is Santa Always Red
A Jelly Baby Goes To The Doctor
A Lecturer Teaching Medicine Was Giving A Classroom Observation
A Soldier Was Shot In The Groin Area And The Nurse Comes Over
A Family Of Three Tomatoes Were Walking Downtown One Day When The Little Baby Tomato Started Lagging Behind
What Do You Call A Fratboy In A Suit
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Plaster A Wall
A Pharmacy In My Home Town Was Robbed Yesterday But All That Was Stolen Was A Large Bottle Of Viagra
While Setting At My Computer A Commercial Came On About A Feminine Product
Why Do Men Take Showers Instead Of Baths
Your Mama So Nasty That After We Had Phone Sex
Why Does Congressman Gary Condit Wear Pants?
Oh John Do You Remember The Last Time We Were Up Here Was 25 Years Ago And We Made Love For The Very First Time Near An Old Disused Barn
Back When Bill Clinton And Hillary Got Married Bill Told Her There S One Thing I Want You To Know
How Do You Cure Mad Cow Disease
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead Are On The Run From The Law When They Find An Old Barn To Hide Out In
You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Ever Been Asked
What Do You Call An Honest Lawyer
How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Daddy Walked You
Shannon Is So Lose She Could Be A Wide Reciver
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!