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Funny Jokes:Ur Mama Is So Fat When She Jumped In The Ocean
The only reason Donald Trump cares about the popular vote
A Woman Walks In To A Tattoo Parlor And Says I Want A Turkey On My Right Hip
You Might Be A Redneck If You Go To Your
3 Bums Were Outside A Bar
How Many Arkansas Policemen Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb
The Head Nun Tells The Two New Nuns That They Have To Paint Their Room Without Getting Any Paint On Their Clothes
Yo Mama House So Dirty Roaches Ride
A Hillbilly Man And His New Bride Were On Their Honeymoon
What Would It Take To Reunite The Beatles
What Did The Fish Say When He Swam Into The Wall
A Farmer Is Sitting In The Neighborhood Bar Slowly Getting Drunk
Approval rating for President Donald Trump has fallen
Yo Mama So Old When I Slapped Her On
You Might Be A Redneck If You Learned
Somebody Recent Vandalized The Local Nudist Camp
If I wanted to kill myself
Your Momma Is So Stupid She Ran Over A Person
The Beer Prayer
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Genitalia
Yo Mama Is So Old She Went To An Antique Shop
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