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Funny Jokes:Yo Mama So Stupid She Yelled Into
Two Peanuts Were Walking Down The Street
What Do You Call A Bull That Is Sleepy
Yo Mamma So Hairy That She
How Do U Drown A Blonde
I heard Donald Trump wants to deport criminals
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Had To Take A Second Mortgage
Yo Mama So Fat She Goes Swimming
What Goes Black White Blackwhite Red
Yo Mamma Is Like A Pirate Ship
Kids In The Back Seat Cause Accidents
A Kid Came Home From School And Asked His Dad
When The Bride And The Groom Are Getting Married The Bride Is Thinking
Dick Cheney Walks Into The Oval Office And Sees The President Whooping And Hollering
Why Did The Blonde Nurse Take A Red Magic Marker To Work
I Ran Into Your Boyfriend The Other Day
Five Surgeons Are Discussing Who Makes The Best Patients On The Operating Table
Yo Mama So Old All Of Her Dreams Are
Why Do Blondes Wear Green Lipstick
Your Mama Is Fat That Chris Angel
2 Asianz R Bumming
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!