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What is Donald Trump really trying to do
Two Cannibals A Father And Son Were Elected By The Tribe Togo Out And Get Something To Eat
What Do You Call 32 Rednecks In One Room
Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar And Order Drinks
Yo Mama So Dumb She Wrote Anti-anti-jokes To Be
Why Are Lawyers Like Nuclear Weapons?
Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Can Of Frozen Orange Juice For Two Hours
One Night A Police Officer Was Stalking Out A Particularly Rowdy Bar For Possible Violations Of The Driving-under-the-influence Laws
How Do You Stop A Blonde Tank
A Little Girl Was In Church And She Dozes Off The Teacher Says Who Is The Ruler Of These Lands
I Saw Your Dad Walking Down The Street The Other Day
Three Guys Went Up To Heaven As They Came To The Gate St Peter Was There
What Do You Buy A Friend Graduating From Law School
What Is Worse Than Ten Dead People In One Trashcan
What Does The Band Now Play When Clinton
We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness
Yo Mama So Ugly She Went To A Ugly Contest
If You Have A NFL And NCAA Football Player In The Same Car At The Same Time Who Drives
There Were Five Thousand Smurfs And One Smurfette And She Screwed Each One Seven Times
There Was A Smart Blonde And A Dumb Blonde They Jumped Off A Cliff
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!