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Funny Jokes:What Do You Call 100000 Lawyers Drowning In The Pacific Ocean
Three Old Men Were Sitting On A Porch
How Do The Mexicans Cut The Pizza
Over The Weekend Senator Barack Obama Visited New Hampshire
What do you call a public servant who does not take
Minnie Tells Mickey She Wants A Divorce
If You Say It Is Hard To Keep A Tractor Strait
Yo Mama So Fat That When She Wake Up In The Morning
How is this possible
What Do You Call A Blonde Doing A Handstand
What Do You Do To An Elephant With Three Balls
Two Blondes Are Siting On A Hill At Night In Washington
A Four Year Old Little Boy Was At The Doctors Office With His Mother In The Waiting Room When He Spotted A Pregnant Lady On The Other Side Of The Room
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Had To Get
A Man Named Matt Went To The Doctor To Get Some Pills
Your Mama So Stupid She Died And
Why Did Al Gore Get A Nipple Ring
A Waiter Asks A Man May I Take Your Order Sir
Your-mama Is So Hairy That When She Looks In The Mirror
There Was Once A Great Actor Who Could No Longer Remember His Lines
Yo Mama So Fat I Had To Take A Train And Two Buses Just
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!