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Funny Jokes:Your Mum Is So Ugly She Looked Out Of The Window In The Morning
Two Hicks From West Virginia Got Married And Were Having Their Honeymoon In A Local Motel
Five Surgeons Are Discussing Who Makes The Best Patients On The Operating Table
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
Yo Mamma Is Like A Pirate Ship
There Once Was An Old Couple Who Had Been Married For Thirty Years
What Do Vibrators And Soybeans Have In Common
A Small Frog Goes To A Fortune Teller And Asks
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Was Diagnosed With The Flesh Eating Desease
What Did The Floor Say To The Christmas Tree
How Many Arkansas Policemen Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb
A Little Boy Came Down To Breakfast
A Frat Boy Gets Into The Back Of A Cab And Asks The Cabbie Do You Have Enough Room Up There For A Pizza And A Six Pack Of Beer
A Young Man Truly In Love With His Girlfriend Decided To Have Her Name Tattooed On His Penis
Why Did The Blonde Scale
I Just Got My New Lexus RX400h And Returned To The Dealer The Next Day Complaining That I Couldn T Figure Out How The Radio Worked
I saw that President Trump leaves for a 12-day trip to Asia tomorrow
You Might Be A Redneck If Your House Your Mower And Your Car Are
A Farmer Is Sitting In The Neighborhood Bar Slowly Getting Drunk
While Going Through His Wife S Dresser Drawers A Farmer Discovered Three Soybeans And An Envelope
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!