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A Man Had To Show His Grey Hairy Chest To Prove He Could Get His Pension
Here Were 2 Pakis Who Were Drug Addicts
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Has A Naked Picture
Some Children's Books That Weren't Published
How Do The Mexicans Cut The Pizza
There Were 2 Men And They Decided To Go Out For A Pint At The Spinaker Tower In Portsmouth
What do you call it when a brainless creature takes
WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR SIX FOOT BLONDS LYING IN A ROW
Two Gorgeous Blonde Biologists Were In The Field One Fine Summer Day
A Couple Was Getting Ready To Go To A Halloween Party But The Wife Had A Terrible Headache
Seems A Guy Was Driving For Hours Thu Desolate Country When He Passed A Farmhouse And Before He Could React A Cat Ran Out In Front Of Him
What Does Saddam And Fred Flintstone Have In Common?
What Do You Get When You Are On You
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE SAT ON A FIER TRUCK
President Clinton Opened Doors For Future Presidents
A Pretty Young Blonde Visiting Her New Doctor For The First Time
Real Bumper Stickers Found On Real Cars
Facts Of Life
Why Do Africans Put Condoms On There Ears
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband A Woman Can Have
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.