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Yo Mamma So Fat Her Blood
Somebody Recent Vandalized The Local Nudist Camp
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A Farmer Finds His Son Behind The Barn Pulling His Pud And The Old Man Exclaims Son If You Are Old Enough To Do That Then You Are Old Enough To Get Married
A Middle Aged Guy And His Teenage Daughter Were Riding A Motor Bike And Taking A Shortcut Through A Darkened Park
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals
A Man Enters A Barber Shop For A Shave
Two Hunters Got A Pilot To Fly Them Into The Far North For Elk Hunting
Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet
What Did The Pollock Say When He Ran Into The Bar
There Once Was An Old Couple Who Had Been Married For Thirty Years
Yo Mama Is So Fat If She Buys A Fur Coat
How Dumb Can You Get
Yo Mama Is Like An Old
Knok Knok Who Is There I Shag
What Do You Call Nuts On A Wall
You Might Be A Redneck If You Have
A Very Self-important University Freshman Attending A Recent Football Game Took It Upon Himself To Explain To A Senior Citizen Sitting Next To Him
Why Do Ducks Have Webbed Feet
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