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Funny Jokes:One Night A Police Officer Was Stalking Out A Particularly Rowdy Bar For Possible Violations Of The Driving-under-the-influence Laws
Why Did The Fly Fall Off The Toilet
On A Rural Road A State Trooper Pulled This Farmer Over And Said Sir Do You Realize Your Wife Fell Out Of The Car Several Miles Back
A Man Came Home From Work Sat Down In His Favourite Chair
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Locked Herself In The
A Judge Working A Double-homicide Case Tells The Defendant You Re Charged With Beating Your Wife To Death With A Hammer
A Man And His Wife Are Lying In Bed One Morning When Suddenly The Phone Rings
A Brunette A Redhead And A Blonde Were Robbing A Supermarket When A Police Officer Walked In The Store
What Is The Differece Between A Lawyer And A Protitute
What Is The Difference Between Rush Limbaugh And The Hindenburg
Beware The Fury Of A Patient Man
What Do You Get When Micheal Jackson Comes Across
Republican leaders unveiled the new tax plan
Why Are Redneck Murders So Hard To Solve
A Guy Walks In And Sits Down At A Bar
A Man And A Woman Who Have Never Met Before Find Themselves In The Same Sleeping Carriage Of A Train
What Did The Troops Say To Bush & Rumsfeld When They Told Them To March To Baghdad?
Thousands Of People Flock To The Annual Burning Man Festival In The Black Rock Desert North Of Reno Nevada
You So Poor I Walked Inside Your House And Asked For Dinner
Your Teeth Are So Busted
There Is An English Man Irish Man N Scottish Man
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!