Text - Glitter Pictures
Funny Jokes:Have You Ever Seen The Movie Constipated
The Government Is Looking To Hire A New Assasin Someone Who Can Kill Anyone For Any Reason
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Took A Spoon
WHO IS JACK SCHITTT
George W Bush Is Tossing Restlessly In His White House Bed
How Do You Make Five Pounds Of Fat Look Sexy
What Did The Man Say To The Other Man While
A Blond A Brunet And A Red Head Are Being Chased By A Serial Killer In A Dark Ally
A Busload Of Politicians Were Driving Down A Country Road When Suddenly The Bus Ran Off The Road And Crashed Into An Old Farmers Barn
How Do You Keep An Idiot In Suspense
A Biker Walks Into A Yuppie Bar And Shouts All Lawyers Are Assholes
At A Remote Monastery Deep In The Woods The Monks Followed A Rigid Vow Of Silence
That Awkward moment when you actually want
What Does A Redneck Say Before He Gets Injured
In Most Offices The Photocopier Is Out Of Order Every Now And Then
A Blonde Quickly Went Out To Her Mail Box Looked In It Closed The Door Of The Box And Went Back In The House
What Kind Of Tricycle Does A Blonde Have?
What Do You Get When You Mix A Red Head And Michael Jackson
Two Blondes Are Walking Down The Street And One Notices A Compact On The Sidewalk And Leans Down To Pick It Up
Your Moma Is So Dumb She Tryed
Yo Mamma Is Like A Pirate Ship
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.