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Funny Jokes:A Young Journalism Graduate From Arkansas Had Gone To Work For The New York Times
The Soldiers Are Tired And Lonely After Spending Weeks In Enemy Territory
A Judge Working A Double Homicide Case Tells The Defendant You Are Charged With Beating Your Wife To Death With A Hammer
Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall
A Guy Walks Into A Bar With A Cork Shoved Up His Arse
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Smashed Open Her TV
How Many Blondes Does It Take To Screw In A Light-bulb
Your Mama So Fat She Went Fishing And A Wail Washed Up
What Is Green And Yellow And Lies In A Pile Of Cookie Crumbs
Why Are There So Many Trees Along The Streets Of Paris
Why Did God Invent A Man First
Trump It s not a toupee
What Do Rednecks Call Four Empty Cool Whip Containers
A Blonde A Brunette And A Redhead All Enter A Swim Meet
After All Of The Background Checks Interviews And Testing Were Done There Were Three Finalists For The CIA Assasin Position
What Is Green And Jumps From Bed To Bed
Yo Mama Is So Stupid That She Put Lipstick
The Chief Executive Of An HMO Died And Was Very Relieved That He Got Into Heaven
A Chinese Man Arranges For A Hooker To Come To His Room For The Evening
Two Lawyers Were Out Hunting When They Came Upon A Couple Of Tracks
A Neatly Dressed Salesman Stopped A Man In The Street And Asked - Sir Would You Like To Buy A A Bottle Of This Mouthwash For 200 Dollars
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!