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Funny Jokes:What Do A Lawyer And A Sperm Have In Common?
What Did The Apple Say To The Car
Your Mama Is So Fat She Had To
I Have Good News And Bad News
The Man Passed Out In A Dead Faint As He Came Out Of His Front Door Onto The Porch
What Do U Call A Chicken In A Shell
A Drunken Student Is Showing A Girl He Picked Up Around His Flat
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump tried
There Were Two Cows In A Field
What Do You Call Parachuting Lawyers
Yo Mama Is So Short That She Can
In Washington DC They Ran Out Tickle Me Elmo Dolls
Yo Mama Is Stupid She Tried To Throw A Rock
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Stuck A Phone Up Her Ass And Thought
Did You Hear About The New Magazine For Married Men?
In School One Day The Teacher Decided That In Science Class She Would Teach About The Elements
Johnny And Rebecca Were Walking Down The Road And When All Of A Sudden He Sees A 20 dollar Bill
Yo Mama So Bald Her Corn rolls
Some videos of racially insensitive Halloween costumes went viral today
Republican leaders unveiled the new tax plan
Why Did You Make Eve So Beautiful
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!