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Funny Jokes:How Come The Taliban Are Not Circumcised
Yo Mama Is So Old She Knew Burger King
An Old Man Was Laying On His Death Bed
A Gay Was Sitting With His Boyfriend And He Was Looking At The Holiday Broucher
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Light
Why Did The Peanut Go Into Space
I bought a cactus
What Do Virgins And Blondes Have In Common
How To Be Politically Correct With Women
Why Did The Blonde Have Square Boobs
Where Do One Legged People Work
A Young Boy Was Crossing De Road Wit His Father
A Drunken Student Is Showing A Girl He Picked Up Around His Flat
That Awkward moment when you actually want
What Do Blondes And Shrimps Have In Common
What Do You Call A Man With Hair Between His Teeth
How Do We Call A Bee From America
Did You Hear About The Man Who Swallowed His Viagra Too Slowly
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Told Me Her Weight
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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