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Funny Jokes:Blonde Definition Of Socialism
What Do U Call A Condom Wit Money In It
You Might Be A Redneck If You Only Need Another Holepunch
What Do You Call A Man With No Arms And No Legs At A Urinal
Yo Momma So Fat She Tried To Do Her
What Do Michael Jackson And Plastic Bags Have In Common
Wel What Have We Here
What Is Green And Yellow And Lies In A Pile Of Cookie Crumbs
Three Guys Went Up To Heaven As They Came To The Gate St Peter Was There
There Are Three Girls That Are 17 A Brunette Red-head And A Blonde
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
This Lady Goes To A Vet And Learns That That If You Put A Ribbon Around A Snoring Dog S Penis He Ll Roll Over And Stop Snoring
What Did The Bra Say To The Hat?
Santa Claus The Tooth Fairy An Honest Lawyer And An Old Drunk Are Walking Down The Street
What Do Rednecks Call Four Empty Cool Whip Containers
Your Mama So Fat That When She Backs
Yo Mamma So Hairy She
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Wore A Malcom X
A Nun At A Catholic School Is Asking Her Students What They Want To Be When They Grow Up
A Guy Dies And Is Sent To Hell
There Was A Cop On His Horse Waiting To Cross The Road When A Little Boy On His New Shiny Bike Stopped Beside Him
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!