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Funny Jokes:Your Mama So Fat She Looked In A Mirror
The Government Is Looking To Hire A New Assasin Someone Who Can Kill Anyone For Any Reason
It Is 10 00 At The Police Station And There Is Only 2 Officers Working That Day
If Somebody Accuses You Of
Why Is An Upside-down Blonde So Funny?
What Do You Call An Alabama Farmer With A Sheep Under Each Arm
A Little Girl Asked Her Father How Did The Human Race Come About
A Guy Walks In And Sits Down At A Bar
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Went To School
What Did The Left But Cheek Say To The Right But Cheek
Worlds Thinnest Books
What Do A Walrus And Tupperware Have In Common
Why Did The Squirrel Lay On Its Stomach
If You Have A NFL And NCAA Football Player In The Same Car At The Same Time Who Drives
The 4 Basic Food Groups For Police Officers
What Did The Porcupine Say To The Cactus
What Do Lawyers Use As Contraceptives
One Day A Blonde Was Going Down The Road In Her Car When She Sees A Car Accident
What Do You Do If Your Dishwasher Stops Working
In The Men S Bathroom An Accountant A Lawyer And A Cowboy Were Standing Side-by-side Using The Urinal
If You Are Having Sex Call Me
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!