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Funny Jokes:Your Mama Is So Fat She Once Got Stuck
Your Momma Is So Cheap That When She Found Out That The Boogey Man Was
Why Did Smokey The Bear Never Have Children
A Man Goes To His Doctor With A Banana Stuck In Each Ear And Grapes Stuck Up His Nose
Did You Hear About The Guy Who Found Out The Secret To Making Women Happy
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Thought PMS
What Is The Difference Between Out-laws And In-laws?
Why Is There A Flap On The Back Of The Navy Uniform
You Might Be A Redneck If The Most Common Phrase
A Dog Ran Into A Butcher Shop And Grabbed A Roast Off The Counter
Two Hunters Decide To Go Moose Hunting In Canada
Your Mum Is So Clever She Went To The Dentist
Last Week I Purchased A Burger At Burger King For 158
Amazon has unveiled a new way to view its products in 3D
Yo Mama So Old She Left Her Wallet
What Do U Call A Redneck With A Nice House
You Are A Redneck If Your Prom Date Is Your
The Queen Of England Invited The Pope To Buckingham Palace To Wave To The Crowd
A Guy Walks In And Sits Down At A Bar
One Day There Was A Blind Man Walking Down The Street And He Smelled Oranges So He Bought Some Fruit
Did You Hear About The Dyslexic Devil Worshipper
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.