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Sex Is Like A Bank Account
An Amish Boy And His Father Were Visiting A Nearby Mall
Yo Mama So Nasty She Makes Speed Stick
Yo Mama So Fat When You Tried To
Why Did The Boy Scout Get Kicked Out
A Young Priest Was Visiting A Convent
A Jumbo-sized Freshman Went To Try Out For The Football Team
What Is The Difference Between A Good And A Bad Girl?
What Do Lawyers Use As Contraceptives
The Best Pick Up Line
Sarah Was Reading A Newspaper While Her Husband Was Engrossed In Amagazine
Yo Mama Is So Stupid That She Sold
Bush Falls Into A Coma And Awakes 3 Years Later
What Do You Call A Blond With Two Brain Cells
A Police Officer In A Small Town Stopped A Motorist Who Was Speeding Down Main Street
In Most Offices The Photocopier Is Out Of Order Every Now And Then
A Man Goes Skydiving For The First Time
The Children Were Lined Up In The Cafeteria Of A Catholic Elementary School For Lunch
I'd Like To Buy Some Dog Food
Yo Mama So Old When I Slapped Her On
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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