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Funny Jokes:It Was Christmas And The Judge Was In A Merry Mood As He Asked The Prisoner What Are You Charged With
How Are Politicians Like Diapers
A Guy With A Very Small Head Was Sitting At A Bar Drinking When The Bartender Asked Him Why His Head Was So Small
What Is Six Inches Long With A Head
Yo Mama Is So Bald That
A Man With A Pegleg Hook Hand And An Eyepatch Went To Apply To Be A Pirate
Children In The Back Of The Car Cause Accidents
Why Do Blondes Smile When Lightening Flashes
A Jewish Mother Is Walking Down The Street With Her Two Young Sons
Two Nuns Are Ordered To Paint A Room In The Convent
Approval rating for President Donald Trump has fallen
A Hack Golfer Spends A Day At A Plush Country Club Playing Golf And Enjoying The Luxury Of A Complimentary Caddy
What Is The Useless Bit Of Skin Around The Vagina
Your Momma Is So Ugly That When She Looked In The
Yo Mama So Stupid She Tried To Put M And M S
What Do You Call 20 French Politicians Face Down In The Channel
WHAT GOES VROOM-SCREECH-VROOM-SCREECH-VROOM-SCREECH
One Halloween This Woman Opens Her Door To Find The Most Adorable Little Girl With Golden Blond Curly Hair And The Biggest Blue Eyes
Two Men Named Cecil And Scott Live Together
How Did Captain Hook Die
A Young Lad Was Visiting A Church For The First Time Checking All The Announcements And Posters Along The Walls
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.