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This page contains 10 one-liners. The one-liners are in order of votes, the best one-liners first.


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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

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Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.

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If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.

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What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!

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The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

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When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly.

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