Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly.