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This page contains 10 Bad Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Bad Jokes first.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry!

What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, 'Well, I guess we answered THAT question!'

Shannon is so lose she could be a wide reciver.
cause any guy with some balls can score on with lose shit

Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals?
Because garbage cans only have 2 handles!

What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have Kurds in their Way!

What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?
A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit!

What do you do if your dishwasher stops working.
Kick her.

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?
Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

The tooth fairy always told me that if i sold my body parts like my teeth then i would get some money..... so i blame the mother fuckin 'toothfairy'
for prositution...!!


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