A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse.
The Bartender asks him how it happened so the guys sighs and says: 'Well, I was walking along the beach when I came across this magic lantern.
I picked it up and started to brush off the dirt when all of a sudden this genie pops out.
The genie told me I could have three wishes and I said..
Next Joke: A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store