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Celebrity Jokes: Hillary Clinton Died And Went To

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.
As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
Saint Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
said Hillary, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Bill's clock?'
Hillary asked.
'Bill's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan!'

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