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This page contains 10 Chicken Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Chicken Jokes first.

Why did the professional baseball player cross the road?
Because his gigantic ass commanded him to.

What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the back of the turtle as it was crossing the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had AIDs

Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side why did he want to get to the other side?
to go to the pub why did he want to go to the pub?
to go to the toilet why did he want to go to the toilet?
to see where the willys hang out

Four Legged Chicken
An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.
After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together.
'Well I finally did it!
I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!'
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
'I Don't know'
said the farmer.
'I never could catch the darn thing!'



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