Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals.
The men are led to a gravesite next to the water.
'You have two choices of death,'
says the chief.
'We either will kill you as a coward, or we will let you die honarable deaths for your homelands.
You choose the weapon.
Either way, your skins will be used to make our canoes.'
The first man, a soldier at heart, asks for a handgun.
With this shoots himself.
The next man, a warrior at heart, he uses a Japanese katana to commit seppuku as a Japanese man.
The last man asks for a fork.
He stabs himself repeatedly in the chest.
'I HOPE YOUR CANOE SINKS!'
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