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This page contains 10 Dad Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dad Jokes first.

When you ask a dad if he's alright: 'No, I'm half left.'

Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'

My daughter screeched, 'Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?' What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.


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