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This page contains 10 Dad Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dad Jokes first.

When you ask a dad if he's alright: 'No, I'm half left.'


Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'


My daughter screeched, 'Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?' What a strange way to start a conversation with me...


Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.


If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.


How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.


Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'


Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'


DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...


 



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