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This page contains 10 Dirty Jokes. The jokes are in order of votes, the best Dirty Jokes first.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony?
A. The girl who can eat the last donut.

What do you call nuts on a wall?
Wallnuts What do you call nuts on your chest?
Chest nuts What do you call nuts on your chin?
A penis in your mouth

Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor?
Because things were looking a little fuzzy.

There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom.
The Marine goes to leave without washing up.
The sailor catches up with him later and says, 'In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands.'
The Marine replies, 'In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!'

Johnny and Rebecca were walking down the road and when all of a sudden he sees a 20 dollar bill and tells Rebecca, 'Who's is it, mine or yours?'
So she says, 'Mine.'
Then they make a left and see a 50 dollar bill and he says to her, 'Who's it, mine or yours?'
Now they are almost at the store and there is a dick in her mouth, he says, 'Who's is it?'
Then Rebecca says, 'YOURS, YOURS, OH YOURS!'

Ther were three brothers.
One day they saw a pile of shit.
The first one said 'I think it is shit, let me smell it'
and he does.
The second one says im ging to touch it and he does.The third one says he will eat it and he does.

A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady.
A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and let loose a big noisy fart.
Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her 'Do you by any chance have today's paper?'
The lady looked at him and said, 'No, but the next time we pass by a tree I'll grab you a handful of leaves.'

There were three ladys,they were in the salon one of them had blonde hair,one of them had brown and one had green.
the hair dresser asked the blonde and the brown is that your natarel hair the blonde and the brown said yes when she got to the green one she said is that your natarel hair and she rubbed her nose whithe the palm of her hand a nd took it to her head and said yes

Why does Santa have huge balls?
Because he only comes once a year!

What is 68?
You do me and I owe you!

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